“All my life I have wanted to vote for a woman for president,” Clinton told 800 parishioners at the Temple of Praise. “All my life I have wanted to vote for an African American for president. . . . I wonder why God gave us this dilemma.”–Bill Clinton

“Earlier this morning, I said I didn’t major in math, I majored in miracles. It looks like my victory in Kansas is one of them,” said Huckabee, per ABC News’ Kevin “Chupkabee” Chupka.”

“My job is to be so persuasive that if there’s anybody left out there who is still not sure whether they will vote, or is still not clear who they will vote for, that a light will shine through that window, a beam of light will come down upon you, you will experience an epiphany, and you will suddenly realize that you must go to the polls and vote for Obama.”–Obama in New Hampshire, “Is Barack Obama the Messiah?“